Lets Play a Game

Wanna play with me???? The game is lets see how many ways I have offended you, are offending you or will offend you??? Just beacuse I am blunt and to the point with lack of tack I tend to offend people without even trying. Go Figure???? The latest, I was trying to pay a compliment and let this gal know that we miss seeing her and the creative process; and also from a consumer view point, something that is being done, is "bloomin" annoying because it is confusing to the customer. Well needless to say I have a size 9 foot and a size 39 mouth.

So lets start......

1. Bad Breath.
2. Did I take a shower today or put on deodorant?
3. Just being here.
4. Looking at someone - the wrong way. I only have one look-- deal with it.
5. Wearing the wrong article of clothing.
6. Standing up for the customer.
7. Not letting people take advantage of me or others that I care deeply for.
8. Telling someone that they need to redo a task.
9. Disciplining my children when they break the rules.
10. Expecting my children to follow the rules and do chores! I know! Can you imagine? that they should obey rules and learn how to work???? I should be put away for child abuse!
11. Stating my opinion -- which really should be #1!
12. Getting after children when they are completely out of control because their mothers won't take care of them themself. Bummer! I am NOT your NANNY! If you can't control them in public, maybe they should stay home or you should do it yourself! I have my own children to try to teach to be well behaved in public.
13. Expecting a quilter to do the job correctly and if she doesn't, to redo it! (there's one in particular, we will never be friends -- because I am not a "quilter"??). So sad :( NOT!
14. Not being friendly ENOUGH on the phone. Give me a break!
15. Not being helpful enough. I do not get paid enough by any one to kiss A! Helpful yes, but to bend over backwards - NO.
16. Pronouncing your wierd spelled name incorrectly. I am pretty sure that I am not the only one. Go get a name change!
17. Butting in on a conversation. yeah I know, it's one of many of my faults.

I could go on and on. Some of the ones stated are "generals", if I went into detail on them, they would have several episodes - so I won't. If you are full of crap, it's pretty much a given that I will tell you, you are full of crap (will probably do a little bit of farm cussing, but you get the general idea).

So the question now is, How many of you did I offend because of this??